Chocolicious
Okay, now say it like ya mean it:
Chocolate is not the answer to life's problems. Chocolate is not the answer to life's problems. Chocolate is not the answer to life's problems.
The answer to life's problems? Is not chocolate.
One fun-size bag of M & Ms per day is enough for anyone and one fun-size bag per day is all that anyone needs. Put the second fun-size bag down, woman, for the sweet love of God, put the second bag down, please.
And slowly, slooooowwwwwllllyyyy step away from the Halloween candy.
No one ever said I didn't need a 12-step program. No, I'm not kidding.
Chocolate is not the answer to life's problems. Chocolate is not the answer to life's problems. Chocolate is not the answer to life's problems.
The answer to life's problems? Is not chocolate.
One fun-size bag of M & Ms per day is enough for anyone and one fun-size bag per day is all that anyone needs. Put the second fun-size bag down, woman, for the sweet love of God, put the second bag down, please.
And slowly, slooooowwwwwllllyyyy step away from the Halloween candy.
No one ever said I didn't need a 12-step program. No, I'm not kidding.
posted by ~L @ 10:46 AM
3 Comments:
At October 29, 2004 at 12:38 PM,
Cursing Mama said…
You didn't really mean "fun-size" did you? You really meant "full-size" right?
And, although chocolate will not SOLVE your problems, it will most definately make them seem not so horrible, awful, important while you eat the chocolate. I do love chocolate.....
At October 29, 2004 at 11:39 PM,
Anonymous said…
Fun size is the 16 oz. bag, right? If not, it's no fun.
Marla
middle way
At October 29, 2004 at 11:40 PM,
Anonymous said…
Forgot to add...
marla
chocohalic
working on step 9
needs a new sponser
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